I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷

Person: Hey, I impregnated 43 men and I haven’t told anyone but you…can you keep a secret for me please?🩷
Other person: okay❤️

by Zorosbreast February 7, 2024

in Her Majesty's secret cervix

Humorous reference to how easy a time James Bond seems to have with getting hot chicks into his bed during a UK-government-ordered mission.

Double-Oh-Seven is so handsome and charming dat he could probably “score big wif da babes” whether he was in Her Majesty's secret cervix or not!

by QuacksO October 8, 2023

secret spaghetti sauce

I CUM BLOOD!!!!!!!!!

Would you like me to give you my secret spaghetti sauce

by Secret spaghetti sauce October 11, 2023

secret spaghetti sauce

WHEN YOU CUM BLOOD!!!!!!!

Dude I love secret spaghetti sauce
My dad makes it alot

by Secret spaghetti sauce October 11, 2023

Secret Sex

When you are in a relationship and have sex with someone other than your partner/spouse. The reason it's secret sex is because if your partner or spouse finds out. YOU! ARE! SCREWED!

Although I'm married, I had secret sex with some French girl last night. Hope my misses doesn't find out!

by LordJenal November 16, 2023

secret frosty

Playing seven up but instead of tapping their thumb you ejaculate on their face.

Let’s go back to my place to play some secret frosty.

by Bobby4500 December 13, 2022

secret class

a title for a porn, or a really shit toptoon that includes a aunt that wants to fuck her nephew and sisters wanting to fuck their brother who is the same person.

"have your read secret class?"
"Yeah, its shit."

by Vocloid miku December 26, 2022