Jam-mum

A mother or and older woman (35-65) who’s personality is so basic that the most riveting activity they can do is make jam. They enjoy making jam and constantly talk about making jam. Similar to a wine mum but more wholesome (cause they’re quite nice) and wine is replaced with jam-making. They usually have the personality of a cardboard box and are either very Catholic/ toxic Christian or very agnostic. They usually hate the following:

* Controversy

* Movies and songs that swear
* Anything remotely ‘vulgar’

Jane: “Did you hear about Matilda’s party on Saturday?”
Alex: “Yeah.”
Jane:…”Ok? Are you going?”
Alex: “HA! NO! That woman’s party is probably the equivalent to the taste of sandpaper. She’s such jam-mum.”

by Fourfortunate4 July 5, 2022

Ass Jam

When your underwear gets all bunched up in your ass on a hot day.

Man, I’ve got some serious ass jam going on today

by Lil DaveyPete January 17, 2022

Smurf jam

When a midget creams

“Yo bro I just bucked a midget and her shit was Smurf jamming 👻”

by anonymous April 20, 2022

Bread and jam

Smelly,unkept trampy sort of person

Smells like bread and jam

by Bread and jam May 16, 2021

Rope Jam

An opportunity for practitioners of kinbaku/shibari/rope bondage/rope work to gather and learn how to tie and be tied in a friendly, collegial environment. Rope jams are not play/sex parties but rather focus on the technical aspects of bondage.

I learnt to tie a single column tie at the last rope jam.

by stroodiboodi June 16, 2021

fender jam

In winter, that brown and off-white amalgam of snow, ice, salt, sand, and other assorted debris that collects in the wheel wells and/or under the fenders of any vehicle that is so equipped. See also toe jam.

Before leaving, warm up the car and clean out the fender jam.

by Hendy June 25, 2004

Jellyfish Jam

A song that should be played at EVERY PARTY ON FULL BLAST where dancing is involved to get people out on the dance floor. It's also a song that people play on loop for 12 hours either after befriending a jellyfish, or if they're just hanging out with their pet.

Dude, I went to the wedding reception last night, and they played Jellyfish Jam on full blast! That party was off the fucking hook! I was already pretty drunk at that point, but after that, I drank some more, stumbled to my hotel room after the party was over, and passed out, not even bothering to take my dress off and put on my pajamas. God, I'm just super hungover right now.

by Failurebitch June 23, 2023