stain your own lane

Doing something stupid in your area of expertise

I tell my scientist friend whose comments reveal his prejudices by dismissing the facts, don’t stain your own lane.

by DocM&M August 16, 2020

dead on my own schedule

When you make plans to do something with someone else, but when the time comes you're still asleep.

"Thanks, Karina. I really appreciate it."
"No problem. Now, go to sleep, we leave tomorrow."

You wake up, and head to Karina's room. She's still asleep.
"Karina," you say, shaking her by the shoulder.
"Huh? Wha? Huh?" she says, waking up.
"It's time to go. We're leaving today."
"Finally. I'm fucking dead on my own schedule."

by Fizar June 12, 2020

Legend in their own pants

A person who believes they have a big dick or twat while projecting a false reality of grandeur or self-importance on to others.

Some people are a legend in their own pants because they tell people they live the high life while living in a dump.

by jondich July 4, 2020

Season My Own Skillet

Masturbate masturbate wank

I think I will stay in tonight and season my own skillet

by Donnia December 18, 2012

brew your own vegetable soup

an informal nicer word for telling people to be minding their own, instead of someone elses, business. Told to someone when you actually want them to mind their own business.

(after father stops speaking on the phone)

son: Dad, who was that? just curious

father: well, you'll have to learn who it was en temps et lieux utiles. Right now, just shove off, and brew your own vegetable soup

by Sexydimma June 21, 2012

Sinking Your Own Battleship

Any action taken by a person looking to have a relationship with another person, that effectively ruins their own chances of having said relationship

Guy 1: "So I was really into this girl, but when I walked up and kissed her on the cheek, she freaked out."
Guy 2: "Way to go man! Talk about Sinking Your Own Battleship!"

by fan187 July 12, 2012

weaving your own yoghurt

The art of female masturbation.

Victoria had come home from work to find the bed soaking.

"Mary, have you been weaving your own yoghurt again?"

by Erica Cantona October 5, 2013