dickless dog

Someone who is as debased, cowardly and soulless as that castrated pooch on the streets.

John: "Why is Jim such a cocky prick"?

Jack: "Forget about him, he's just a dickless dog".

by fairy fuck September 18, 2012

dickless horseman

a ghostly apparition that appears holding a severed dick in his hands while riding a horse.

the story is that the dickless horseman was the town drunk, who, in an attempt to obtain more liquor, hopped on his horse bare assed in a drunken stupor. while riding to town he fell from his horse after getting his dick caught in the reigns. now he rides the roads in search of whiskey, and a doctor who can sew his dick back on.

by Raoulduke69 January 16, 2023

dickless mode

Euphamism for a male to female transgender person after surgery.

Andy has gone dickless mode today.

by anonymous April 5, 2023

Dickless dick

A chick who is being a dick

What a dickless dick.

by Ajax411 December 5, 2020

Dickless Sex

To let out very loud monotone sex noises with clothes on and thrusting or spooning of the hips

Brittany went home very satisfied from our dickless sex.

by Thekittytamer June 11, 2022

Dickless

The kind of person who’s head strong, who over thinks everything.

Who craves attention, however is extremely confident in every way.

Who doesn’t like to be proved wrong but still likes the challenge.

Dickless is a person who wants more then they can have. Someone who excels in math, and falls for the book loving brunettes, who sleep the day away. Someone who will stay up all night just to listen to your voice. Dickless is a competitive and compassionate person.

“Last night was amazing, late night talks are the best.”

“Who were you talking to?”

“Dickless.”

by Allawishious August 18, 2022

Dickless dildo

A dildo with nothing but balls

I bought a dickless dildo by an accident, now i really have no dick

by anonymous November 9, 2022