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Vegans

One of the most annoying and obnoxious groups of people, they always tell you you shouldn't eat meat. They have invalid arguments and disingenuous opinions. They always bitch about killing farm animals, when they literally do nothing for us but become delicious food. Vegans literally eat the animals' food. They always talk about saving the planet and the environment, where if everyone went vegan, there wouldn't be enough plants to produce enough oxygen for the planet. Vegans are malnourished and don't get enough protein or vitamin B12. Oh, and we all know who That Vegan Teacher is. Yeah, she's the worst.
Vegans, vegans. If you love animals so much, then why do you eat all of their food?
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Vegan World 2026

1. An phrase related to an organization PETA is working with.
2. An expectation that is: "by 2026, the world will be vegan"
1. Seems like Vegan World 2026 is hostile to meat eaters
2. HURRY UP! MAKE THE VEGAN WORLD 2026 THE TRUTH!
by Hello, Everyone August 26, 2025
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Vegan Hooters

Alternative name for TownHall, a two location Ohio "health" food restaurant which serves sides of crack cocaine and a dessert of sexual harassment.
Vegan Hooters or Nowhere for Monday Vegan Night, served with a side of crack and a roofied beer!
by InvaderInvader October 28, 2025
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Fish-Vegan

Eats land animal by-products, but not their meat

Does not eat fish by-products at all

A quirky vegetarian
Trevor is a fish-vegan
by CODDaddy January 17, 2025
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Vegan

Ancient Tribal Slang For Village Idoit Who Can't Hunt or Fish
Alex the guy next door is a Vegan !
by anonymous January 26, 2025
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Vegan Teacher

Vegan Woman who rants on people for liking non vegan food. Why? It's just food. Basically your vegan-traditional food. Vegan Teacher often makes fun of people who disagrees with her. Seriously? A 30 year old vegan posting unfunny vegan content? Please, can someone stop her?
Eat your vegetables. What this means is that Vegan Teacher tells you to eat vegan food such as vegetables, egg, fish, and all that stuff.
by Carlito 💵 February 3, 2025
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That Vegan Teacher

Everyone who has critical thinking skills (including normal vegans who leave people alone) hates her. She's known for being a hypocrite and abusing/neglecting her poor dog who's clearly depressed because she feeds her dog kibble that's devoid of protein, so the dog is slowly dying. That Vegan Teacher tries to shove veganism down everyone's throats. She should be banned from all social media platforms so she can leave everyone alone.
We should ban That Vegan Teacher from all public spaces, social media, and from having pets.
by Failurebitch February 21, 2025
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