Woke Right

The woke right is a contemporary political phenomenon that mirrors the virtue signaling, identity politics, and outrage tactics of the woke left—but in service of conservative, populist, or nationalist goals. It deploys viral content, memes, and boycotts to attack progressive causes like DEI, gender ideology, and mass migration, framing these battles in absolute moral terms—often targeting racial egalitarianism and blank-slate humanism—and casting “patriots,” “Christians,” or “normal gays” as besieged identity groups.

“Boycotting Bud Light over a trans ad? That’s the woke right”
“Hey Fran, what happened to your X account?” “It got nuked by the pearl clutching woke right.”

by Frandalorian May 13, 2025

Woke Right

A term that liberals who became slightly anti-left 5 minutes ago invented so they can criticize conservatives for actually being conservative, instead of adhering to their approved script of blank slate egalitarianism.

"Joe doesn't want America invaded by infinity immigrants who will never assimilate and learn how to speak English. I guess he's part of the Woke Right now!"

by Dr. Phil Mike Hunt May 15, 2025

New Woke

Somebody who swears on their life they are "anti-woke" while embodying the negative aspects of unreasonable identity politics that being "woke" is so often characterized by. Often characterized by strong sensitive reactions while claiming that anyone who disagrees with them is being "overly sensitive".

White Lives Matter is just identity politics--call that the New Woke.

by KJaydeB May 26, 2025

Woke

Gay awakening; to realize one’s gayness

John woke last year, turns out he’s pan.

by anonymous June 8, 2025

woke

a term that non-creative, sensitive people use when they see minorities getting rights.

A: "i'm actually genderfluid! =D"
B: "YOU'RE SO WOKE! WOKE AGENDA! STOP BRAINWASHING THE KIDS"

by perilpawzz November 21, 2023

Woke

1) To be an idiot

2) To be more retarded than people whom are medically determined to be retarded

Synonyms: idiot, backwards, no morals, satan worshiper,

Us woke people laugh that the anti-woke think the election was rigged.

by Old Wise E November 24, 2023

Wokes

People who are Gen-Zers and/or hardcore ideological leftists that influence pop culture, the media, and the government Ex: SJWs, Transpeople, BLM, Antifa, Marxists, and college students.

The wokes hate our founding documents becuase they believe our republic was founded on white supremacy and slavery.

by jondich November 25, 2023