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Simp

A simp is a person who overvalues women that obviously don't like them. They are overprotective at times and if you call someone that they might not know what that means so call them that.
"Whatever you say simp"
Ugh, that boy is such a simp like damn!
by Candel'ite X_X May 29, 2020
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A male doormat. A simp is a man with such little self-worth that he basis his value on his ability to get laid and curry favour with women. Like the "nice guy", a simp is very Machiavellian and duplicitous in the sense that only act nice to get something in return. The two-faced nature of a simp's behaviour is completely transparent and everyone who isn't a simp can see them for the two-faced crawler that they are.

Respect should never be given to a simp as it enables their manipulative behaviour. A simp should be either treated with disdain or ostracized from your friend group completely.

The word "Simp" comes from the acronym "Suckas Idolizing Mediocre Pussy". A simp will always clamber pathetically for female attention and wear it as a badge of pride, claiming that he "respects women", oblivious to the fact that he is objectifying women and reducing them to their sexual function in his own mind.
by UDUser4820 November 26, 2020
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A simp is a man whore who ditches the boys for girls

People that are simps are named Ben, Sam and Ryder

NEVER BE A SIMP
'Look, Ryder is such a simp'
'Yea but look at sam buying chicks clothes'
'Have you seen ben yet, buying girls houses???"
by Simp_Nation May 31, 2020
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by superiorbreed June 1, 2020
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of course he's a simp, his name's John
by cheesecakemom June 3, 2020
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To spend excessive time with a girl that will never love you.

Someone who’s in denial, excessively persistent over someone who’s not worth it
Person 1-That girl is not worth your energy,

Bart- It’s not like that
Person 1- you will catch feelings
Bart- No I won’t

Person 1- Don’t be a simp
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Simpful

adjective. acting or being like a simp, having the characteristics of a simp
Bro, why did you do all those things for her?

I don't know man...but looking back, I was hella simpful
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