Switch

A fake possession in sex used by non-homo people who want to feel as if they are part of the alphabet mafia

Hey did you hear sammy is a switch?

yea mean she’s not part of the mafia no more?

by rip me 1847 December 26, 2021

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Bait and Switch

A form of humor where the audience expects something obvious to happen, but then something else happens/appears out of nowhere.

Bait and Switch Example:

(ASDF)

Bully: "Hey, you four-eyed freak!"

Guy with glasses: "Ah..."

(The screen zooms out, revealing a third person; a midget who LITERALLY has four eyes)

"...Don't listen to him!"

(The guy with four eyes screeches at him)

by Ubeenbamboozledson March 8, 2022

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1 2 switch

You put one finger in your mouth, then you put the another in your asshole and say 1 2 and on switch you switch them.

Who wants to play 1 2 switch

by Gj bear March 15, 2022

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Switch MILF

Women of child bearing age that are hooked on Nintendo Switch.

Sam's mom started playing Animal Crossing, she's a total Switch MILF

by Otterpops86 March 19, 2022

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Switch

My cousin said she feel disconnected from the family because she is a switch

What is a switch?

by Chocolate 108 February 3, 2022

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Bait and Switch

One of the more common forms of shitposting. A video with something on the cover that will make you click on it. (eg. an anime girl in a bikini) Then the actual video is a shitpost, usually making fun of you for being a horny bastard or sudden ear rape.

Guy 1: Did you see the new video someone posted in #nsfw? I heard it's really saucy.
Guy 2: It's just a bait and switch. I was expecting boobs but instead got my ears blown off by Scout from TF2.

by weakspaget February 5, 2022

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