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Twisted Nutcracker

When the guy is fucking a girl standing up with her hands tied or cuffed around him as they both suckle each other’s neck
Last night my aunts daughter was being rude so I gave her a Twisted Nutcracker
by SexDeffanitionsCreator February 13, 2021
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Alabama nutcracker

An intimate situation where the female cousin repeatedly punches the testicles of the male cousin while rubbing his penis with her gums and a peppermint candy in her mouth
Christmas Eve was so awesome. Betty-Jo gave me the best Alabama nutcracker of my life!
by Randomguy718 October 17, 2025
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Nutcrack

Someone you see who is an idiot; Someone with a crack in their nut (head), in other words, a crazy, stupid person.
Man, that kid watching Minecraft videos on his chromebook in the hallway is such a nutcrack.
by TheNutcrackExpert February 6, 2025
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Nazarbayev Nutcracker

A solid square kick in the groin. Named after an incident in 2006 in which Nursultan Nazarbayev, President of Kazakhstan, kicked a filmmaker in the nuts in retaliation for making some weird "documentary."
Guy 1: So I went to her place, and my dick's still sore.
Guy 2: Nice!
Guy 1: No. It was not.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: She gave me the Nazarbayev Nutcracker. :(
by EternalSoldier February 24, 2025
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Nutcracker

Caucasian with long beard. Easiky burns. Has some type of spectre.
Muhammad is a nutcracker.
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Nutcracker

When someone is dick eating you!
When you bring ya girl infront of ya momma and now all she do is agree with everything she say to me yea u a nutcracker bloody
by 44 feel me April 25, 2024
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nutcracker

An idiotic, comtemptable, ignorant, dumb or selfish person who has no knowledge of how society works.
Vladimir Putin is a grade a* nutcracker!
by LordJenal July 7, 2022
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