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Dickless Terd

A) (noun) a person who knows no method of small talk or even normal conversation besides whining about problems that aren't really problems.

B) a person who makes friends but doesn't claim them.

C) someone who thinks not having a prom date is what "getting hurt" means.

D) Someone who explains why he agrees with you.

E) Someone who hates efficiency.
Will stop being a dickless terd or i'll rape you into a coma.
by da boss of da bawss April 27, 2009
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Dicklessness

The characteristic of not having courage or integrity. Perhaps not having the right amount of competence.
Billy's dicklessness was considered to be very funny by his friends. They thought he's such a coward.
by Stupidmofo69 July 18, 2018
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dickless spencer

Another name for Richard Spencer the neo-nazi moron.
Well, Dickless Spencer got punched, AGAIN
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Dickless Chickless

A mixed drink, made with Malibu and powdered pink lemonade mix. Taste like lemonade, with a slightly coconut after taste. Perfect for morning after hangover headaches, as the alcohol content is strong enough to get you buzzed, but the alcohol taste is practically non-existent.

As seen in the, "Nicholas and Nickolas: Up in Adventure" series.
Bruh, my hangover is killing me.
Well, make a Dickless Chickless.
by Someonetookmyothername June 6, 2016
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dickless dog

Someone who is as debased, cowardly and soulless as that castrated pooch on the streets.
John: "Why is Jim such a cocky prick"?

Jack: "Forget about him, he's just a dickless dog".
by fairy fuck September 18, 2012
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dickless horseman

a ghostly apparition that appears holding a severed dick in his hands while riding a horse.
the story is that the dickless horseman was the town drunk, who, in an attempt to obtain more liquor, hopped on his horse bare assed in a drunken stupor. while riding to town he fell from his horse after getting his dick caught in the reigns. now he rides the roads in search of whiskey, and a doctor who can sew his dick back on.
by Raoulduke69 January 16, 2023
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