Rowan

He's so hot it makes your eyes melt and has a huge wenis that's bigger than his penis. (pause). Rowan loves animals like small rodents, He's very tall with somewhat dark blonde hair and blue eyes. He's so cute you want to play with his face. MY POINT IS HE'S SUPER FUCKING SEXY

Rowan is VERY sexy

by Perv5593 September 7, 2021

rowan

a boy that takes so much crack he gets in his

stop putting crack in your hair rowan

by my nan is blue balled September 19, 2021

Rowan

A sexy mf. When someone is a “Rowan” they get all the girls the gays and the theys.

“God, that guy over there is such a Rowan.”

by Rowan09 June 5, 2021

Rowan

used when you encounter someone who woke up that morning and decided to be an absolute pain in the rear end

coined from viva la dirt leauge

person A "what the hell is wrong with him?"
berson B "oh he's just being a rowan, ignore him"

by TalikTheVampire June 6, 2021

Rowan

Someone who is throwing it back, constantly, unstoppably.

“Hey have you seen Rowan recently?”
“HE WONT STOP IT’S BEEN FIVE WEEKS HE IS STILL THROWING IT BACK”
“Ah gotcha he’s in the kitchen.”

by Sir Kibble May 2, 2022

Rowan

A scary woman kisser who is rapidly approaching your location to kill you after you said something bad about monster girls or her cats.

"Please Rowan, I'm sorry for saying that. It won't happen again!"

by Man Eater Goblin January 5, 2022

Rowan

funny gamer man is tek smart

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH hes such a rowan

by homeinvasioniscool January 8, 2022