TalikTheVampire's definitions

Errogant

Someone who is totally wrong about something, but is absolutely certain their correct

Peron A: that moron in power had no idea what he's on about, but he seems certain about it!
Person B: what an errogant dickhead!
Person A: indeed!

by TalikTheVampire April 22, 2023

kettle turned off moment

forgetting/failing to do something important to the task you are currently doing

person A "the cuppa would be made a lot faster if the kettle was turned on"
person B " you just had a kettle turned off moment"

by TalikTheVampire February 9, 2021

oh! ya blitherin!!

used when you have done something really stupid and you want to call attention to it

oh! ya blitherin!! just trip over the dog why don't ya

by TalikTheVampire February 10, 2021

fictional nostalgia

being nostalgic about something that never happened

i have fictional nostalgia for the war of dogs in the uk

by TalikTheVampire March 5, 2021

Chux

a quicker way to say "can you pass me something"

hey bud, can you chux that can of coke? thanks

by TalikTheVampire April 7, 2021

gone to pot

something that has quite severely crapped itself up

nothing has gone to pot, my work is done for the night. see ya tomorrow!!!!!

by TalikTheVampire April 13, 2021

why dont ya?

used to convey slight anger at someone when they have done something very stupid that is very obvious

just throw the socks into the bath why dont ya?

by TalikTheVampire September 10, 2022