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eyepatch

The wet patch left on a man's trousers if he goes to a public toilet and fails to shake well enough.

Unlike the article of clothing, this eyepatch isn't flattering.
John's eyepatch was a fashion statement that left nothing to the imagination and much to be desired.
by ~R November 21, 2004
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