zuhazana's definitions

No shit, sherlock!

What you say when somebody/something says the obvious.

" Once I was 7 years old--- NO SHIT, SHERLOCK!"

by zuhazana August 4, 2016

cow

What you call someone that is really fat

You obese cow!

by zuhazana August 5, 2016

texas driver

a driver that is all over your rear bumper if you drive the speed limit.

Damn I'm driving the speed limit and that texas driver behind me is all over my rear bumper!

by zuhazana August 6, 2016

california driver

People that merge lanes without looking, drives 20 mph above the speed limit and thinks the road is all theirs. They get honked so much they get used to it and they also honk others that act the same as them

Fuck, I got hit by a california driver

by zuhazana August 6, 2016

National McChicken Day

Occurs on 8/26 of every year to celebrate the date of the famous McChicken Video

Lets go fuck some McChickens for National McChicken Day

by zuhazana August 29, 2016

The 11th Hour

A term used often in the Overwatch League to describe teams taking a point at the very last second (aka during Overtime or at 99% control).

"And at the 11th hour, Shanghai Dragons retake Ilios and London has nobody left!"

by zuhazana March 10, 2019

La Croix

Literally carbonated water that tastes like it was made next to someone who thought about a fruit. Half a second of delicious flavor, and 10 minutes of a disgusting metallic-tasting aftertaste in your mouth. Probably named "La Croix" because you put "la croix" over graves #leadpoisoning

La Croix belongs in the trash and nowhere else.

by zuhazana September 30, 2019