wpkoski's definitions

Kamikaze

When you cum out of an airplane on the enemy, not afraid to impregnate your own troops.

Those goddamned Nazis just kamikazed in our pussies.

by wpkoski September 27, 2019

Smearism

An unusual condition commonly associated with taxpayers when they uncontrollable dribble the dirty down their pant leg. People with this condition are usually referred to as a shit-smear. These nasties are afraid of broken iPads, clean pants and Jewish people.

Look at that brown spot on her pants. She must suffer from smearism. Fucking shit-smear!

by wpkoski February 4, 2020

SameMan6

TheSameMan6 is a term loosely used for a type of Overwatch player with severe allergies consisting of stuffy noses, and sore throats causing them to sound like a squid having sex whenever they try to speak clearly.

That SameMan6 is playing Trove, what a nerd.

by wpkoski January 25, 2018

Was that really necessary?!?

The common response from a balding, middle-aged janitor with nothing to live for when faced with spilt sriracha.

Me: *spills sriracha on the counter and floor*

Virgin janitor: 😐 Was that really necessary?!?

by wpkoski September 11, 2021

Hacking the lights

Being unjustly accused of hacking the fluorescent lights while they flicker because you happened to texting on your Samsung Galaxy smartphone. The accuser is commonly a whorish paraprofessional with back pain caused by sleeping on the Target bench dividers at night.

My: *texting on my brand new Samsung Galaxy smartphone*

The overhead lights: *begin to rapidly flicker*

Whore para: WTF are ya doin, ya sped!! Stop hacking the lights!

by wpkoski September 11, 2021

NiCOLE!!!

An emo, goth, Tic-tac-toe wristed, 6-foot BBC havin’ whore commonly known as Nitsua. This mysterious entity is the daughter of the horrific painting from the 2017 horror film, IT and is the subject of numerous fake pregnancies and annual dick-sucking trips to Europe. Though Nicole is rumored to be her fake name, it has become associated with her through constant usage from one of her obnoxious boyfriends, Michael.

Nitsua: *takes a break from GTA V to go to the bathroom*

Matthew: NiCOLE!!!!! NitSUA!!!!!

by wpkoski September 11, 2021

White asscheeks

White asscheeks is a slang term usually used in the heat-of-the-moment during a lit-ass round of Fortnite: Battle Royale. This phrase is usually bellowed by a gamer when they are in a mindless state of rage, thus it lacks a concrete definition.

FoxSlayer_57 while playing Fortnite: STOP FUCKING MY WHITE ASSCHEEKS!!!

by wpkoski September 11, 2021