whatadickhead's definitions

Pokemon Go

The best exercise app ever. It gets people off their lazy asses so they can go outside. While the app has its faults, it is a very fun app.

Pokemon Go helped me get some good exercise. I even found an Onix!

by whatadickhead August 2, 2016

Finding Dory

The sequel to 2003's Finding Nemo. It was released on June 17, 2016, and is still in theaters.

I just saw Finding Dory last night. It was absolutely amazing!

by whatadickhead August 2, 2016

jilling off

The feminine version of jacking off

Gabriella was in her room jilling off.

by whatadickhead August 4, 2016

Sausage Party

1. A party where guys outnumber girls.
2. A new R-rated CGI movie.

1. That party had so many guys. It was a sausage party.
2. Sausage Party is a hilarious movie!

by whatadickhead August 20, 2016

Crystal Pepsi

A clear version of Pepsi from the early 90's. It was discontinued, but it is now back for a limited time, thanks to LA Beast.

Did you hear that Crystal Pepsi is back for a limited time?

by whatadickhead August 22, 2016

Northernlion

A Canadian Let's Player. He is famous for his Let's Plays of The Binding of Isaac. He is also bald, leading people to call him an egg.

I was watching Northernlion play The Binding of Isaac: Afterbirth last night. He had the D6 but didn't reroll the Butter Bean. He's such an egg.

by whatadickhead October 30, 2016

jokes are supposed to be funny

What people say when they refuse to admit that a joke went over their head.

Guy 1: "Wow, the song Africa by Toto is so good, there is a continent named after it!"
Guy 2: "Oh my god you're a fucking idiot. The song is named after the continent."
Guy 1: "Dude, it was a joke."
Guy 2: "Jokes are supposed to be funny."
Guy 1: "It's okay. You can admit that the joke went over your head."

by whatadickhead May 11, 2020