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Saddam Hessian

In despot social circles, the favourite and most ecological material for bags and sacks. Known for its tenacious holding power and swift elimination of political rivals.
1. Uday Hussein: Where can I hide all these Iraqi dollars I am stealing? I know, I'll use that large sack at Dad's palace.

2. Pol Pot: Hmm, I keep tripping over dead bodies. Get somebody to put them in that Saddam Hessian bag, blood doesn't show on that.

3. George Bush: My lack of intellect is large enough to be seen from space. I'll hide it under that Saddam Hessian bag.
by weaver October 30, 2005
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scrunter

1. As above, an ugly minger of tramplike qualities. Possibly slightly crusty of appearance, often found around off-licenses drinking tennents tramp lager. Its etymological root is scrutty munter.
2. Can be shortened to scrunt, or occasionally mcscrunt, to refer to monetary units.
1. Fuck me! Look at that scrunter.
2. 4-pack of Tennents? That'll be 3 scrunts 99.
by weaver April 13, 2005
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scrutty

possessing scrut like qualities; a female bearing genital diseases; anyone from liverpool; Rab C. Nesbitt
Mate you banged that scrutty crackwhore?
She was fucking scruttalicious
by weaver April 13, 2005
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scrunty

The state of being immediately after an object has been wiped with someone's crotch
Rob slept in my bed last night. I bet my pillow's all scrunty
by weaver April 14, 2005
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Muild

its what you do to a blind beggar on a sunday after breakfast want to know moreor tell me what you think e-mail me benw@builth-hs.powys.sch.uk thnx
it happened to a blind beggar once on a sunday morning
by Weaver May 7, 2004
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potzer

a person who does or says something to make a fool of himself.
by Weaver March 19, 2004
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times

Very similar to spung, without the green aura.
"Damn, spung has a much greener aura than times"
by weaver October 14, 2003
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