waltermitty's definitions

bike

a dick, cock, or penis.

"What colour is your bike?"

"It's red."

"Hahaha, you idiot."

by waltermitty August 13, 2004

oe8

Olde English 800 malt liquor. Usually sold in 40oz varieties. Also see 40 and 8 ball.

I drank me an oe8 after work.

by waltermitty August 14, 2004

in-betweener

n. A turd that has come halfway out, and you don't know whether to force it the rest of the way out or suck it back in.

"I sat down to crap, and all I had was an in-betweener, so I sucked it back in.

by waltermitty August 14, 2004

a hootin' and a holleriin'

Excitement to the point of acting like a jackass yokel. This is what what Rooster, Red, and Trainmaster do after work while sitting at the Sultana bar, drinking Jack Daniels and Coors light.

After riding the mechanincal bull, Rooster was a hootin' and a hollerin' for some dancing girls.

by waltermitty August 21, 2004

johnson rod

(n.) A rod used to control the timing of, and how long the valves stay open on a steam locomotive.

The setting of the johnson rod determines how much power goes into each piston stroke, and to which direction the locomotive will move.

by waltermitty August 21, 2004

lady of the night

A woman who trades sexual favors for money.

Nelson: "I don't think we have any ladies off the night in globe..."

Eric: "Yeah, things haven't been the same there since your mom got married."

by waltermitty September 8, 2004

blow an assload

to deficate, often violently.

"I drank budweiser last night, and this morning I woke up early because I had to blow an assload."

by waltermitty September 16, 2004