vex's definitions

bridge shift

The phrase that you say when referring to work in a non-ironic way. On completion of said phrase, the speaker (and possibly those within earshot) immediately cease to listen and concentrate on what the phrase itself means. This process generally includes context abuse, giggling, and later, regret.

"I'm sort of a bridge shift between liasons."

by vex June 19, 2006

Dyson

-A brand of vacuum cleaner
-Somebody who sucks/a loser (from "You suck like a Dyson, bitch!")

Man, you're such a Dyson...

by Vex May 14, 2005

Vex

a)to confuse or freak out
b)mysterious, somebody whose intentions/personality is unknown
c)Me! ^_^

a)That quantum physics thing really vexes me.
b)Dude, he's such a vex.

by Vex May 14, 2005

baltic

Freezing ones balls off

It's baltic out here

by Vex November 4, 2003

bhainchod

A word that can be used instead of punctuation in a sentence. Such as: fullstops, comas, semicolans, question marks, exclamation marks, etc etc. Can also be used to replace most grammer in sentences, such as nouns, pronouns, verbs, adjectives, etc etc.

Bhainchod that bhainchod doesn't bhainchod listen to a bhainchod word I say bahinchod

by vex December 1, 2003

suft

new internet slang, suft stands for shut up fuck tard. can be used as an alternitive to stfu.

suft, just swallow it bitch...

by Vex August 29, 2003

knob rot

a disabilitating disease inflicted upon a mans purple headed warrior, often carried by ugly fat tarts, and transmitted during sexual acts.

Warning alcohol can make tarts look attractive.

Your in the jungle, a trooper is down, gangrenes setting in, "Who's used all the penicillin?" "Oh mark pattson sir, he's got knob rot of some tart"

by Vex August 29, 2003