tylerdurden89's definitions

blowing cotton

To insufflate/rail/snort oxycontin.

I've been blowing cotton all day.

by tylerdurden89 July 12, 2009

abw

ABW = All Be Warned. Another catchphrase made popular by the followers of Charlie Sheen, who is still winning.

The warlock is on the prowl, abw.

by tylerdurden89 May 5, 2011

Time Magazine

A spineless magazine that has just been proven to be a puppet for the ruling elite, by electing Mark Zuckerberg as 2010 Person of the Year, who got 18,353 votes and placed 10th, to Julian Assange's 382,024 votes, who placed 1st, and ahead by 148,387 votes of second place's Recep Tayyip Ergodan, the Prime Minister of Turkey as of 2010.

I have lost all my respect for Time Magazine.

by tylerdurden89 December 16, 2010

close out

To end a tab (i.e. drinks), to close out a credit/debit card, is to end the tab and obtain the check.

Would you like to close out your card?

by tylerdurden89 September 20, 2010

Burr

Slang for beer, and not Gucci jewelery, because that is just dumb. Never used to describe low quality beer such as Coors or Bud.

Let's get some burrs.

by tylerdurden89 October 15, 2010

U.S. Presidents

A "puppet" that says the same things as the previous presidents before him just to appeal to the public, and never actually follows through on most of these "promises", because the media is too busy eliminating our long-term memories.

Joe: Haven't you noticed that the past eight U.S. Presidents have done nothing different when it comes to foreign policy or energy?

Scott: Shhh...I'm watching the news.

by tylerdurden89 July 4, 2010

pills

Pills can refer to anything that is a pharmaceutical or any other encapsulated drug, or a drug that is in pill form, or supplement, including illicit drugs such as ecstasy.

The doctor prescribed me some pills for my ailment.

by tylerdurden89 November 1, 2010