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colon roach

A person who licks/eats ass.
The boy scout leader was a colon roach.
by Turtledude October 19, 2008
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assleach

A person who loves to suck ass.
Elvis was an assleach. He just loved the taste and couldn't get enough.
by Turtledude October 19, 2008
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turtle head

when you hold in your poop but it comes out a tiny bit. your butt is like the shell of a turtle and the poop is the head
man, i have a turtle head but there aren't any bathrooms here
by turtledude September 20, 2013
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