tg's definitions

FDT

Free dem titties. In other words, it's time for a show.

That girl needs to FDT if she wants to get these beads.

by TG April 12, 2005

Albatross

The act of slapping both ass cheeks of your partner simultaneously while in the doggie style position, creating the effect of an albatross during takeoff.

Damn it, Jimmy! I can't sit down after that Albatross Session...I though we were going bird watching?

by TG July 2, 2004

Yiffer

A sad excuse for a human being or beings, that would be deemed pitiful, otherwise normally freakish, if it weren't for their afinity to mate with species other than their own kind.

As the yiffer was housesitting a friend's house, so the buddy can run errands, he cut a hole into the friend's teddy bear, f'd it, placed it back on the shelf and pretended that nothing happened when the friend returned.

by TG July 31, 2004

shingle cunt

Jillian has one. The word itself is pretty explanatory.

Jillian has a shingle cunt!

by TG September 3, 2004

runer

n. a kid who is SO freaking tough; He's a kid alright.

Synonyms: Tarun elite cal-m tough

Antonyms: newbie weak Varun

There's a kid in Simsbury whose SO freaking tough and he's a kid alright. He fits the "runer" description perfectly and is mad Indian cake.

by tg September 13, 2004

dftt

Don't feed the trolls.
When someone responds to a message board troll the way it was intended by that troll, someone with more common sense will make this statement.

Post #1: God you people are stupid. All of you!
Post #2: WTF? Why are you calling us stupid? That's just not nice.
Post #3: ^dfft

by TG March 13, 2005

upinya

noun: deep inside the booty but before the actual "guts"

Damn girl, how 'bout I get all upinya!

by tg December 21, 2004