stdsoundsystem's definitions

yari

like yuri and yaoi combined

a(for abs): im GAY and i love YAOI
b(for boobs): ooh whats that
a: its when two boys kiss
b: oh ive always wanted to kiss a boy too
a:oh then you can start reading yari
b: whats that
a: its when a boy and girl kiss
b: oh thats rlly hot. i will start reading yari. do u have any recs?
a: 10 things i hate about you

by stdsoundsystem October 6, 2025

neutral milk hotel

the first stomp clap hey band

a: yo check this out (plays in the aeroplane over the sea by neutral milk hotel)
b: bruh
a: what
b: lets just listen to benson boone instead if you're gonna play stuff like this

by stdsoundsystem October 7, 2025

cd

it means kill yourself

Person A: i need a digital optical disc data storage format that can play music for me
Person B: cd

by stdsoundsystem April 22, 2025

squoochee

kind of like douche-ing your anus but with a little nice and sparkly iykwim. makes a "squooooooch" sound and the -ee is from the air flowing out

a: "coca cola or pepsi?"
b: "ah i'd like some pepsi"
b: "are you just gonna stand there and hold that bottle?"
b: "that's a weird looking cup"
b: "oh my god are you squoocheeing. im leaving i dont like this"

by stdsoundsystem April 22, 2025

gn

it means "im going to fuck you raw with no condom"

a: "yo gn"
b: "im not gay"

by stdsoundsystem April 22, 2025

gp

Initialism that has two different meanings
1. General public
2. Gay porn

1. Our project is too niche, we need to cater more to the GP if we want success. Focus on the melodies
2. Our project is too niche, we need to cater more to the GP if we want success. More dicks!

by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025

irish elephant

something that doesn't exist

person a: irish elephant
person b: what?
person a: doesn't exist
person b: yeah sure *googles*
person b: holy shit this doesnt exist!

by stdsoundsystem May 1, 2025