squirrelmaster5.0's definitions

woodcat

A random utterance of a narcelptic simpleton in philosophy class, woodcat is fast becoming the next craze to take the nation by storm. Woodcat: Feel the love, feel the power.

This here is woodcat country.

by squirrelmaster5.0 October 12, 2004

Chopsocky

A lesser known variation of chopsuey in which the chef uses the lower half of a sock from the heal to toe, and mixes it in a stir fry with a variety of garden vegetables, leeks, and squirrel meat.

The squirrel in this chopsocky is a tad overdone, but the sock is of the finest quality cotton.

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 6, 2003

Sphincter Factor

Similar to the Reichter scale, only used to measure the extent to which an object, idea, or situation is fucked up.

This new Steven Seagal movie is a Sphincter Factor Five!

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

duck

the source of all evil in the universe. perverse little beings who would just as soon defacate on you from above as look at you.

Those goddamn ducks just besmirched my shlempen shelepper!

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

Volvo

The only car a true pimp would be seen in. Drivers are generally well equipped and don't need to compensate for anything. Best in yellow.

Wow, I wish I could get out of this prissy little Civic/Neon and into a nice Volvo.

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

budweiser

Carbonated urine! Oh-boy!

Is this horse piss or Budweiser?

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 8, 2003

squirrel

Subservient to the ducks, these furry-tailed rats are on a quest for world domination. When left unattended they will scurry up your pantleg and bite your nuts. Kill them, KILL THEM!!!!

I don't brake for squirrels

by squirrelmaster5.0 June 12, 2003