smithpie's definitions

Jockey Choccy

The residual stain in your underwear after either 'skidding' or 'shitting' yourself.

After being out on the booze, James was unable to hold on and prevent the inevitable Jockey Choccy that followed.

by smithpie October 18, 2014

Shih-Tzu-Phrenia

A subset of Schizophrenia, where the ONLY symptom is you see dogs that aren’t actually there.

I think Molly has Shih-Tzu-Phrenia ! She’s seeing dogs again.

by smithpie December 23, 2025