slonob's definitions

puder

An mock ignorance way of saying computer.

Mikey, time to put the puder away.

by slonob February 1, 2004

dumb

Pretty okay stuff. Similar to the slang use of the word bad.

I went to the concert last night. That shit was dumb.

by slonob February 1, 2004

sausage mitten

A tight vagina.

She felt like a sausage mitten.

by slonob February 1, 2004

merlot sippers

Intellectually lazy, college educated adults who jack each other off with pseudo-intellectual banter.

Katherine Lanpher is big with the merlot sippers.

That movie will go over well with the merlot sippers.

by slonob February 1, 2004

freakin'

A way to say the word fucking around the office.

That guy is freakin' good.

by slonob February 1, 2004

XP

Short for eXtreme Programming: a software development methodology that favors small teams and an iterative, design-as-you-go approach.

We use XP in our software shop.

by slonob February 1, 2004

holy warrior

Someone who prefers passion to reason on a given subject.

Paul might be a good Microsoft programmer, but he is a holy warrior when anyone mentions Java.

by slonob February 1, 2004