sheshkable's definitions

Thrash Off

To masturbate.

Bob: What are you going to do later tonight?

Jim: I'll probably thrash off.

by sheshkable May 18, 2009

nugget fighting

The deliberate slamming of one man's testicles against another man's testicles.

I was nugget fighting last night and now my testicles are black.

by sheshkable June 11, 2006

dick staff

Refers to the penis, but used to add flavor to stories shared with one's friends. Sometimes refers exclusivly the shaft, not including the head.

I slammed her with my dick staff.
There is a sore on my dick staff.

by sheshkable June 11, 2006

young tits

A girl with nice breasts but is too young for legal intercourse.

Should we call up young tits?

by sheshkable June 11, 2006

hairy gum

A party trick involving exposing only the nutsack which looks like a piece of gum rolled in hair (assuming one does not shave his nuts).

Hey man, look! I got some hairy gum stuck to my pants!

by sheshkable June 11, 2006

Shy cocks

Cocks that are timid or afraid to be seen by anyone other than their owner.

Jim and John really have some shy cocks.

by sheshkable March 16, 2009

slick nigga dick

A generic name for a wiggerish drug dealer who's actual name cannot be remembered.

Guy 1: Damn! Let's score some weed! But where can we get some?!?
Guy 2: Call up that slick nigga dick we met last night!

by sheshkable March 16, 2009