sextoaster's definitions

Sharp piece of glass

Glass, or ghetto ice broken up into much smaller pieces. Can lead to cuts and internal injuries if mishandled.

Customer: Excuse me sir, what's the suprise in the kid's meal?
Dave Diamond: Sharp piece of glass.

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Busted by the bum

The situation where sexual relations in an automobile are interupted by a homeless person asking for money.

Diaz: What's wrong, Giringo?
Dave Diamond: No sexo, I got busted by the bum!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Soy Cheese

A soy based dairy product which tastes like cum.

Johnny Pocono: Soy cheese tastes so bad, you'd be better off cumming in your hand and eating it!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Indian Outlaw

A person of Indian desent who acts like a bad ass.

Joe: Where were you this weekend?
MC Ghandi: I called in drunk, because it was Indian New Year.
Joe: You're the Indian Outlaw!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Indian New Year

A phrase meant to explain being absent from work because you were drunk.

Bob: Where have you been?
The Drunk: Indian New Year.
Bob: But you are from Puerto Rico!
The Drunk: Everyone is Indian on Indian New Year.

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

Captain Cheap

Any character in a video game whos characteristics give it an unfair advantage over other players.

Bread King: I can't beat the final boss in Street Fighter vs. Taboo. He's Captain Cheap!

by sextoaster December 12, 2004

walk like Gumby

to be fucked so much that you walk with your legs spread.

Customer: Excuse me, sir, where is the peanut butter?

Crazy Tommy: Holy Fuck, Lady! You walk like Gumby.

by sextoaster December 16, 2004