sesmith70's definitions

Leno-licker

another term for an ass licker, ass kisser. One who can find no fault with a total jerk.

The people on Jay's show are such Leno-lickers, because they wanna keep their jobs.

by sesmith70 February 1, 2010

pillage for billage

to search for money, usually in a purse, pocketbook, wallet, etc.

My friend wanted some tacos, so she had to pillage for billage to find a dollar.

by sesmith70 May 3, 2008

O.B.A.M.A.

Anagram for "One Big Ass Mistake, America". Regarding his bailout policies that are forcing us in deeper debt, ruining credit ratings, etc.

People are losing jobs thanks to O.B.A.M.A.

by sesmith70 March 4, 2009

pizza ottoman

the piece of plastic in a pizza box to keep the lidfrom crushing the pizza. Looks like a miniature table or ottoman.

I saved the pizza ottoman for my niece's Barbie Dreamhouse, so she can put Barbie's feet up.

by sesmith70 March 26, 2009

trumpshroom

A small penis, shaped like Toad from the Super Mario Bros. Allegedly what Trump's anatomy looks like, according to Stormy Daniels.

When I saw his Trumpshroom, I suddenly had to tell Donald I had a headache.

by sesmith70 October 13, 2018

#NotMyDoctor

Hashtag started in protest of BBC casting Jodie Whittaker as the new lead in Doctor Who, changing the character's gender after 55 years being male.

Jodie Whittaker is #NotMyDoctor, and I will not watch show anymore!

by sesmith70 October 6, 2018

Pencing

When you walk out of a big event to make a statement.

Mike was upset at being dissed, so he did some Pencing.

by sesmith70 October 9, 2017