rottencock's definitions

cockswab

When youve just spunked yer load and need to wipe of excess off your bell end

Bill...last night i spunked my load .bob....what did you use for as a cockswab? Bill.....I used the pillowcase

by rottencock March 16, 2015

pubwanker

Bloke who laughs at everyfucking joke told

Allways one bloke who sits in pub and laughs at every joke day in day out...look at him hes a pubwanker

by rottencock March 16, 2015

pubwanker

Bloke who laughs at everyfucking joke told

Allways one bloke who sits in pub and laughs at every joke day in day out...look at him hes a pubwanker

by rottencock March 16, 2015

mobsilence

That moment you realise everyone in room is on their mobiles surfing

Hang on guys we at a mobsilence

by rottencock March 16, 2015

busrage

The rage u get on bus when the driver has to stop at all the stops before yours

Just txting my mate down pub...im on bus but its stopping at every fkin stop...im gonna be late..in fact im in a state of busrage

by rottencock March 20, 2015

jismhunter

A dog thats got the scent of tissues/socks that have been used for wanking in

Blimey I was down stairs in frontroom watching tv with my parents and the jismhunter came in with my sock in his mouth. ..gutted!!

by rottencock March 20, 2015

misslocated

Drunks term for when u trying to locate the honeyhole and you slip into the chocolate dispenser

Pete..I was pissed as a fart last night and ended up shagging a right minger... johnnie ....did you fk her pussygood? Pete....no! I misslocated and got brownring on my cock

by rottencock March 20, 2015