righteousconsumption's definitions

anysexual

One who feels compelled to have sexual relations with any object under the sun (sun included).

Matt: go fuck a rock
Bob: I will
Matt: you anysexual!
Bob: if you have a problem with it I will fuck you too

by righteousconsumption October 14, 2014

buck angelism

A religion based off worshipping a transvestite porn star.

Max: what are you doing
Herald: praying to Buck Angel
Max: wtf?
Herald: buck angelism bro......

by righteousconsumption October 14, 2014

nickelback

The act of willfully allowing your ears to be penetrated by a hairy dick. Loved by few hated by most.

Person a: nickelback hurt last night
Person b: personally I enjoy it
Person a: you gross shit

by righteousconsumption October 15, 2014

xxx-mas

When you have violent sexual relations with a Christmas tree ordimant. When it breaks you shove the pieces up your rectum. All the while Santa is jerking off watching you do this.

When the line ran out at the mall for sitting on Santa's lap, he and his elf friend had some fun xxx-mas while they waited for the children.

by righteousconsumption October 15, 2014

drilla

A man who drills holes in random objects. Once said holes have been drilled he fucks the shit out of them until he bleeds.......

Jeremy: dude I hear Alex is a drilla
Michael: yeah I caught him having sexual relations with a rock

by righteousconsumption October 16, 2014

pubic shuffle

A seductive dance that can get you an all access pass to his/her pubic regions.

Kyle: I did the pubic shuffle to seduce her...
Matt: how far did ya get?
Kyle: homerun bitch

by righteousconsumption October 16, 2014

gridiron hold

To shove an ENTIRE football into ones anus. WARNING: you won't want to play with the football after you do this.

After john showed me his clutch gridiron hold video, I had to try it myself.

by righteousconsumption October 16, 2014