repressedasshole's definitions

sphincterel

Resembling an ass hole.

Your face is sphincterel.

by repressedasshole November 25, 2009

flangejob

Using your tongue to gape the sphincter in a zigzag motion.

Max gave Matt a flangejob while he masturbated.

by repressedasshole November 25, 2009

penile quafe

When a cloud of dust shoots out of the urethra due to testicular dryness.

Matt had a long penile quafe after max sucked him off.

by repressedasshole November 25, 2009

assnomaly

A swollen gluteal muscle, usually unbalancing the cheek proportion.

Look at matts ass its such an assnomaly.

by repressedasshole November 25, 2009