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Cow Tipping

Cow tipping is a sexual position that is an advanced variation of the sixty-nine oral sex act. In this configuration, the male partner stands and supports the female partner's entire body weight in a fully inverted, vertical position. The female's torso is held vertically downwards with her legs draped over the male's shoulders, positioning her genitals in alignment with his mouth. Simultaneously, the male performs cunnilingus while the female, from her inverted position, performs fellatio. This position demands considerable upper body and core strength from the male partner to safely maintain the alignment and support the full weight of the female partner throughout the duration of the act.

"Man, I hooked up with Sarah from accounting last night, and she was a total freak. I finally got to try that cow tipping move I've been seeing online."

"Get out of here! You actually pulled that off? Did you almost drop her?"

"Nah, I've been hitting the gym. She loved it, said she'd never been with a guy strong enough to do it. Chicks dig that shit, makes 'em feel like you're in total control."

"Damn, maybe I should start lifting more. My girl would kill me if I tried that now."

by reporeto February 13, 2026