postfactor's definitions

clang

1. A slang term for stolen booty
2. The term for when an investment round of looted drug money shuts at the multinational bond market.

“We clanged pretty hard that round.”
“How many tons of heroin were sold?”
“Enough to fund that bridge over there.”

by postfactor April 7, 2019

chipmunk

The facial expression given by one caught in a lie. To chipmunk, or be chipmunked, means to chatter your teeth in shame or nervousness.

Even though Jim ran a train on me, it was Joe who chipmunked me when he found out later.

by postfactor November 30, 2019

DR

Shorthand for Date Rape or Drug & Rape.

I went out last night and had a drink and passed out. I woke up DR'd.

by postfactor September 16, 2020

Mormonaire

A wealthy Mormon. Usually with net worth over $1 million. Usually, but not exclusively, located in Utah. Prominent examples include Mitt Romney, Bill Marriot, and Harry Reid. Often frequent Park City.

When I'm in Utah to ski I'm often surprised by the wealth out there. There must be a gazillion Mormonaires

by postfactor September 16, 2020

Fellowny

Felony crime committed by educated members of academia.

Conjugation of the word felony and fellow. A fellow is a member of an academy/learned society or a group of learned subjects, and a felony is traditionally considered a crime of high seriousness.

I was walking down Fleet St. when a bearded man of about 44 thumped me over the head with a copy of Tolstoy's "Childhood." He ran off screaming "that's an aggravated fellowny, but I've got tenure."

by postfactor September 18, 2020

Infantifa

Younger adults and others who leash out in violent street mobs. Immature and unable to care for themselves, they often plea their cases publicly before both state and society.

Wow, look at that infantifa break that cars windows during this street revolt!

by postfactor September 28, 2020

Asslete

An athlete with a large or recognizable posterior. Often times, these athletes will be both successful, reaching the tops of their game, such as Serena Williams.

That woman has such a large butt that it hides her championship physique, like an asslete

by postfactor September 28, 2020