poke-nl's definitions

Stay Alive

Something shitty Haymitch Abernathy says in the Hunger Games.

"what should we do?"
"stay alive"
"not funny Haymitch!"

by poke-nl November 28, 2016

Lulneus

Een spottend figuurtje, waarban de neus en reproductieve organen zijn omgwewisseld. Soms gebruikt als "scheld"woord.

1. "Ik had een lulneus op Geert Wilders geplakt met photoshop... Lachen joh!"
2. *Rick stoot koffiemok in Henks schoot*
Henk:"Lulneus!"
Rick:"Sorry!"

by poke-nl December 9, 2016

get dunked on

Meaning you "own" someone completely, to the point of extreme embarrasment. This phrase got some attention due to the "Genocide Path" of the popular game Undertale, where, if you try to spare the last person in your way to the game's end, get trolled and see this phrase as a message afterwards.

*Person 1 blows Person 2 up in an action movie*

Person 1:"GET DUNKED ON, PIECE OF SHIT!!!

by poke-nl December 16, 2016

Coffee

The only way to survive middle school.

Man... I need coffee and vacation.
Loads of both.
Mhh... Zzzzzzzz......

by poke-nl December 18, 2016

jebem ti kruh

The phrase "Jebem Ti Kruh" is a phrase used in the Yugoslav language, as a more crude form of "Fuck You". Literally, it can be translated as "Fuck Your Bread", which can be intrepreted in several ways. For example, this could mean "You Eat Cum-Soaked Bread", or "I'd Rather Fuck Your Food Than Eat It".

Mato: "Ivan rather drinks komovica instead of real rakija!"
Ivan: "Jebem ti kruh Mato, shut the fuck up!"

by poke-nl January 10, 2019

Bluh

An Alternian way of saying THIS IS STUPID. Also the sound sea dwellers tend to make when slamming a bottle of the soft drink called Faygo.

troll1: "H3YYY K4RK4T, Y0UR F4C3 SM3LLS LIK3 C4NDY!!!!"
troll2: "BLUH."

by poke-nl April 2, 2017

dutchie

those stupids east of Britain.

"See that stupid over there with a blunt in his mouth and an orange afro? that's a Dutchie, one of those stupids that live east of Britain.

by poke-nl April 2, 2017