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The asshole behind me tapped me on the back, pointed at the last slice of pizza, and said 'that slice? Is mine'. I grabbed it anyway, and then saw him an in alley coming toward me outside and just clocked him, pizza in hand. It was a pizza knockout.
by pizzaknockout December 5, 2025
Get the Pizza Knockout mug.When you get arrested, are $2 short on bail, and the help you call to the station has a warrant and is thrown in the can with you.
Man, I was walking down the tracks, Karen called it in, they grabbed me and locked my ass up, I couldn't quite make bail so I called my idiot cousin. The dumb son of a bitch had a warrant out and got locked up with me. What a Boston bailout
by pizzaknockout December 5, 2025
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Man, I had a pack of butts but I dropped it in pop eye the sailor mans tools, dude used to hit punching bags so hard for fun it scared everyone in the building so I may just write those off. What an unlucky strike.
by pizzaknockout December 21, 2025
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