picc285's definitions

pootillo

1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.

The two polish sausages and the hot Italian beef really hit the spot, but man, I can already feel the pootillo brewing.

by picc285 July 6, 2019

scooter douche

1. n. A person that uses electric rental scooters and then leaves them laying carelessly and inconveniently about once they are done with it.

2. n. An inconsiderate ass hat.

The city is launching a rental scooter program? Great. Here come the scooter douches.

by picc285 July 27, 2019

antiquititties

1. n. A very old set of breasts.
2. n. An old set of breasts that are still precious because of well earned fame or appreciation.

Raquel Welch has a fine set of antiquititties.

by picc285 April 13, 2019

malörtion

1. n. A taste that is so bad (like malört) that your tongue wants to abort itself.
2. n. A foul taste that brings back strong memories and sparks sad, woeful conversations of regret.
3. n. A bad decision. Something that you wish you could take back.

Last night I made out with a super hot guy. He looked great but his breath was so bad that I almost had a malörtion.

by picc285 April 14, 2019

chernobylish

1. Adj. Having the quality of the Chernobyl nuclear disaster of 1986.
2. Adj. Malformed, grossly misshapen as though via nuclear radiation.
3. Adj. Disorganized.

My last Tindr date had a great body and was really nice, but her teeth were a little chernobylish.

by picc285 April 16, 2019

stinky motorboat

1. n. Motorboating of the butt cheeks.
2. v. To motorboat the butt cheeks.

Last night, I got a stinky motorboat. It was better than I thought it'd be.

by picc285 May 30, 2019

butt stuff drunk

1. adv. Drinking to such a point of intoxication that you have no inhibitions about butt play.
2. Extremely drunk.

Dude, I was wasted last night.

Me too.

No, like, I wasn't just drunk; I was butt stuff drunk.

Yeah, believe me, I know.

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by picc285 May 31, 2019