phikappa's definitions

labelass

A special kind of idiot who uses labels as a substitute for comprehension. Coined by Douglas Adams.

Person 1: "If you don't watch sports, you're a racist."

Person 2: "You're a labelass."

Person 1: "What just happened here?"

by phikappa April 16, 2011

fuckzillion

a number so great it defies proper quantization. Used when appropriate details about the exact scale are unknown or unknowable but the phenomenon is assumed to be of a considerable magnitude.

Q: How many times did I tell you not to talk with morons?
A: Dunno, must be a fuckzillion.

I've got a fuckzillion problems but a bitch ain't one.

by phikappa September 25, 2010