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beluga

Beluga is often used to descride someone that is festively plump. It was originally said to confuse someone. This was the ultimate diss.
"Oh My God!! Look at the Beluga Whale. What a Fat Bitch!!"
by Parker October 17, 2003
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townie

The knobs who not so much as walk down the street, but like to sway, probably coz the size of their brains give them the wrong co-ordinates of which way to walk.
They like to go to the skateparks in groups of 10 or more wearing their crappy "Burberry" caps, most of them will be on bikes, so as to make a quick getaway.
What do ya call a townie with half a brain?.....Gifted
by Parker September 9, 2003
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Habbo Hotel

It is a virtual hotel that gets you sucked in and makes you buy fake furniture and makes you spend over $100 on fake furniture. This place really sucks.
Habbo Hotel is a place that sucks you in to buying fake furniture
by Parker July 4, 2004
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crappydoodles

a funnier way of saying an explicit term when you are pissed
"My phone broke when it fell down the stairs, oh crappydoodles!!"
by Parker July 12, 2004
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Rutgers

Rutgers (Camden) the place where 2 female students get abducted form the parking lot in broad daylight, get raped, and all the school does is add a few lights. A fire in the dorms every 2 weeks because lazy ass people can't walk outside to smoke. Can't get an edible meal, but could walk outside and get a kilo of the best coke/crack/heroin you've ever had in your life. Only school where non-certified teachers are teaching major-related requirements for students. Same "Teachers" that don't offer optional attendence, but make the exams harder than all the previous years because people dont show up to the class.
I feel like getting some drugs, i'll go to Rutgers.
by Parker March 24, 2005
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Shea

Katie shea is a girl who is beautiful
by Parker February 2, 2005
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melon head

gemma from 9f who hates gingers and shakes her head when she talks like gale platt from corrie.says things like"fuck off you fuckin ginger knob end before i friggin kick ya in ya nuts you bloody friggin frig fuckin frig face ...............twat
go on melon , use parkers head like a football
by parker February 22, 2005
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