ovsooner's definitions

distractula

An easily distracted blood sucker with no regard for anything other than themself

The distractula quickly rummaged account to account looking for anything that might be of value in their attempt to ascend up the managerial ranks.

by ovsooner September 29, 2017

cementia

The mental fog experienced after hitting your head on a hard surface, like a sidewalk, cupboard door, or other hard surface.

Running on the wet sidewalk led to a fall inflicting a state of cementia on the hasty slick soled shoe wearing window shopper.

by ovsooner October 4, 2017

smallive

A small olive, which is the visual description of a caper, when you don't really know exactly what a caper is, but you know that it's served in your Chicken Piccata, and it looks kind of weird, but tastes surprisingly good.

These smallives create a flavor explosion in my mouth!

by ovsooner April 20, 2018

trey-by-trey

Description of Golden State Warriors wins over the Cleveland Cavaliers when Stephen Curry is going off.

"Stephen Curry with another 3 ball!", said Tim Roye, Warriors trey-by-trey announcer.

by ovsooner June 13, 2018

Steph-back

When Stephen Curry steps back and shoots a 3 pointer.

Curry hits another Steph-back trey over Larry Nance Jr.

by ovsooner June 13, 2018

por favork

How you politely and efficiently ask for a fork at Taco Bell

Por favork?

by ovsooner June 9, 2018

smaltercation

A fight or argument over small things or by small things, or a combination or both, intended to distract from real issues or anything of significance.

Tump's dispute with Kim, like most of his tweets, are smaltercations intended to distract from his real behind the scenes policy decisions.

by ovsooner June 9, 2018