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canadol

A white canadian male, whose intelligence span doesn't go beyond drinking piss-beer and attending hockey games Drives a track that he can't park for shit. Lack teeth, social skills, and can't satisfy a woman.

- I have a date tonight.
- Are you excited?
- No, it's a canadol. He'll probably take me to McDonalds and ask me to pay at the end.

by oplap July 17, 2009

amerikos

A white american male, culturally-retarded, whose intelligence span doesn't go beyond drinking piss-beer and attending hockey games. Drives a truck that he can't park for shit. Lack teeth, social skills, and can't satisfy a woman.

- Are you going to call that guy back?
- No, he's amerikos. Waste of my time.

by oplap July 17, 2009