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smell what The Rock is cooking

To go into a one person bathroom after someone who took a huge crap gets out and have to smell their after-effects when you try to do your business.

Friend: I can't believe you went into that bathroom! It stinks!

You: I had no choice. I had to piss, but I really had to smell what The Rock is cooking in there.

by onecaseman April 21, 2011

st. louis glamor

Any item, piece of clothing, gesture, etc. that people who are not sophisticated think is sophisticated. Think of something any "real housewife" would wear, buy, or say.

I can't believe the interior design of this house. It's St. Louis glamor at it its worst.

by onecaseman August 17, 2011