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A famous slushy-like drink consisting of blue frozen ice with a taste remarkably similar to anti-freeze. Sold exclusively at Blurpee's.
Customer: Yeah, hi, can I get a sloppy blurpee?
Waiter: Sure, whaddya got to trade for it?
Customer: I've got a grenade.
Waiter: Best I can do is three.
Customer: Sounds good to me. What do the rest of you guys want?
Waiter: Sure, whaddya got to trade for it?
Customer: I've got a grenade.
Waiter: Best I can do is three.
Customer: Sounds good to me. What do the rest of you guys want?
by numberonebox August 2, 2023
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