newk's definitions

wankercunt

A word invented by Morph

Morph said:
If anyone asks, it was me who invented the word wankercunt

by newk February 20, 2005

elfass

The main, and only mandaory ingriedient, in an elfass milkshake.
the best ones are harvested from a freshly killed light tending refridgerator elf.

I have an elfass milkshake every morning before work.

by newk February 26, 2005