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The Alaskan McGuyver is when a man living in cold regions finds it difficult to jack off because his fingers have turned into icicles. He proceeds to put his bottle of lubricant of choice into the microwave at 100 percent power for 45 seconds to achieve a comfortable heat level and consistency for his subsequent jerk off sesh to Eskimo porn.
Always remember it's 0:45 not 4:50 on the timer and microwave cooking times may vary.
Always remember it's 0:45 not 4:50 on the timer and microwave cooking times may vary.
We got the first snow of the year tonight. My hands are so cold I'll have to pull an Alaskan McGuyver before I fire up pornohub.com.
by nancyscrew April 19, 2018
Get the Alaskan McGuyver mug.When one begins the day at Waffle House, continues by eating large quantities of smoked meats, and imbibes sufficient alcohol, they become the villain known as the Chattanooga Crop Duster. The lowered inhibition from the blood alcohol level and fermentation of the meat in the belly turns even the most lawful good character into a gaseous gangster, venting their gastrointestinal malaise for all to smell as they skip down the sidewalk in search of more ribs, beer, and/or hash browns.
My buddy G went down south and enjoyed the grease, barbecue, and libations so much he morphed into the Chattanooga Crop Duster. I thought I smelled a natural gas leak, but it was just him ripping ass.
by nancyscrew June 21, 2021
Get the Chattanooga Crop Duster mug.When a man uses his own penis to stimulate his asshole for pleasure, creating a self-contained feedback loop of gratification. A term born from the tech metaphor "loopback" (where a signal is sent back to its source), this act symbolizes the ultimate closed circuit of self-pleasure.
In IT parlance, pinging the loopback address 127.0.0.0 (or typically 127.0.0.1, known as localhost) tests your computer's own network connection, confirming the TCP/IP stack is working by sending data to itself, not an external device, useful for developers to test local applications and diagnose basic network issues before needing the internet.
Origin: Named after the infamous loopback.jpg shock image, which captures the raw, unfiltered moment of a man inserting his penis into his own anus. The term gained traction as a cheeky way to describe the intense, private thrill of solo masturbation.
Examples:
"She’s so into it, she’s already pinging the loopback by the third round."
"The loopback.jpg is the ultimate flex—pinging the loopback is the ultimate flex -- literally in dick flexibility"
Related Terms: Self-pleasure, closed circuit, loopback.jpg, orgasmic feedback loop.
Note: A blend of technical jargon and primal joy, pinging the loopback is both a literal and metaphorical act—proof that sometimes the best circuits are self-made.
In IT parlance, pinging the loopback address 127.0.0.0 (or typically 127.0.0.1, known as localhost) tests your computer's own network connection, confirming the TCP/IP stack is working by sending data to itself, not an external device, useful for developers to test local applications and diagnose basic network issues before needing the internet.
Origin: Named after the infamous loopback.jpg shock image, which captures the raw, unfiltered moment of a man inserting his penis into his own anus. The term gained traction as a cheeky way to describe the intense, private thrill of solo masturbation.
Examples:
"She’s so into it, she’s already pinging the loopback by the third round."
"The loopback.jpg is the ultimate flex—pinging the loopback is the ultimate flex -- literally in dick flexibility"
Related Terms: Self-pleasure, closed circuit, loopback.jpg, orgasmic feedback loop.
Note: A blend of technical jargon and primal joy, pinging the loopback is both a literal and metaphorical act—proof that sometimes the best circuits are self-made.
After a long day, pinging the loopback was just what he needed. With a little KY, some flexibility, and patience, he would soon jizz in his own asshole and reset his soul.
by nancyscrew January 12, 2026
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