muph's definitions

dick dier

a phrase used by no-one. This epic definition describes when something is so dier its actually dick. for the record i used it once.

*playing footy*
conor: shoots just above the crossbar in the corner of the goal so it doesn't go in
kallum: jeez that shot was dick dier

or

lewis: Tottenham's defense is so bad its dick dier. *proceeds to chuckle by himself*

by muph October 11, 2021

creaming the pasty

Creaming the pasty is when you commence an action that your anal hole obtrudes solid excretory product, evacuated from the bowels. Then the dark steaming night soil lacerates the bowl, then the reservoir douses the droppings in liquid prevailing the night soil to be liquified in a rancid bath of micturate and diddly squat.

*in History class*
teacher: you should be revising even when while creaming the pasty
kallum:*sniggers*
conor:*sniggers*

by muph October 12, 2021

mugget

half way between a muppet and a mug

The Lads:
look at chilman starting on that foreign guy what a mugget

by muph October 14, 2021

hosh

To hosh is to interrupt a game or play by stealing the main item such as a football when it blatantly wasn't meant for you.

*playing footy*
kallum: throws ball to lewis or conor

josh: proceeds to hosh by intercepting the pass that obviously wasn't meant for him, then starts playing b-ball

by muph October 14, 2021

pumped on mic

to fart on the microphone whilst playing brawlhalla on selected consoles

lewis pumped on mic but it might of been max

by muph August 4, 2021

withering away

to wither

conor: woah where did josh go
kallum: he withered away

withering away

by muph August 4, 2021

penny chinging

the act of shaking your great British pennies whilst they are loose in a clear tub so they make a chinging noise

pennychinging

lewis: max are those pennys unchinged

max: what? *looks over confused*
*lewis runs at the pennies and proceeds to ching them*

penny chinging

by muph September 2, 2021