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by mooseshadows January 13, 2015
Get the Yella Cat mug.Dude, did you hear Tyler Durden actually thought he was trolling FirstAndMonday by hooking up with Olive in that cabin hot tub? Turned out to be a Spider 3 Y Banana reverse troll on him after she gave him that STD. ROFLCOPTERSAURESEX! She totally Hot Tub Slime Machined his ass!
by mooseshadows February 24, 2015
Get the Hot Tub Slime Machine mug.I cant believe Ben is actually going to sects up that slam donkey. All he did was look at her and that whistle pig was jumping into his PT Cruiser in no time.
by mooseshadows March 5, 2015
Get the Whistle Pig mug.when your wife or significant other is not in the mood for sex so tries to shut you up for the night by giving you a dry hand job.
Dude, Rick needs to find a side piece or something. Just texted me that his wife was too tired for sex so he had to settle for the Denver Rock Slide. Poor bastard is better off fapping it to some Game of Thrones books.
by mooseshadows March 16, 2015
Get the Denver Rock Slide mug.Pedro has been hanging out with his Side Dad more often than his own father. Last week he took the whole side family to the zoo and bought them all orange sherbet push ups.
by mooseshadows August 9, 2016
Get the Side Dad mug.going to a football tailgate, hooking up with a random skank, making out with her before you girl friend catches you. drinking 2 shots of Jameison and then passing out in somebody's pick up truck while crying.
Dude, dont invite that Andrew dude to any more FSU tailgates. He'll just show up and then pass out and cry.
by mooseshadows December 5, 2012
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