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A slang term used online to refer to suicide or self-harm, typically in a darkly humorous or hyperbolic way, rather than as a literal statement of intent.
The term has appeared across multiple online communities and is not limited to a single friend group.
The term has appeared across multiple online communities and is not limited to a single friend group.
by mookieburger January 5, 2026
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A euphemistic term meaning to masturbate; used casually, humorously, or ironically in online conversation. Often appears in conjugated or progressive forms.
2. noun
A semi-mythological internet figure described variably as a man, a homunculus, or something in between. The character and lore shift depending on the community using the term.
A euphemistic term meaning to masturbate; used casually, humorously, or ironically in online conversation. Often appears in conjugated or progressive forms.
2. noun
A semi-mythological internet figure described variably as a man, a homunculus, or something in between. The character and lore shift depending on the community using the term.
“Time to gurt off.”
“Can’t reply, I’m gurting rn.”
“That thing looks like Gurt.”
“The Gurt lore is getting deeper every week.”
“Can’t reply, I’m gurting rn.”
“That thing looks like Gurt.”
“The Gurt lore is getting deeper every week.”
by mookieburger January 18, 2026
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