monkeytumble's definitions

Boned UTA

To have ones anus violated, fucked Up The Ass (UTA), or boned Up The Ass (UTA).

I'm boned UTA, I flunked calculus and will loose my scholarship.

by monkeytumble March 19, 2010

UTA

Acronym for "Up The Ass"

Dude 1: How far did you get with my sister last night?

Dude 2: Fucked her UTA!

by monkeytumble June 1, 2011

rooster turkey

Acceptable terminology in a public setting to use to refer to someone as a "cock gobbler" or "cock sucker".

Father: Son, how's the new job?

Son: It's OK, but my boss is a rooster turkey.

by monkeytumble April 10, 2008

AFCS

Acronym for "Ass Fucking Cock Sucker"

Wife: The AFCS strikes again...

Husband: Your fucking kidding me, you have to work this weekend too?

by monkeytumble April 10, 2008