mochicho's definitions

To Obama

Failure to fix a broken system by relying on the same people who broke it.

His fear to Obama the change needed prompted him to hire an entire new team.

by mochicho December 11, 2009

Nobelprize

To bestow an award on someone whose behavior stands in clear, complete and irreconcilliable contradiction with that for which said award is earned.

Everyone knew the politician was a skirt chaser and yet he was nobelprized with an Exemplary Morals award by the local church.

by mochicho December 11, 2009

Tigerwood

A nonstop 24/7 media barrage of destructive news about your personal life that brings a prominent career into a screeching halt.

Riding high his brilliant career, the unraveling of a sexual indiscretion was the tigerwood that made him choose obscurity over fame. It was a hard lesson indeed.

by mochicho December 11, 2009

Lamelight

A mediocre and short-lived attempt at fame and fortune.

She rose quickly but not that high. And then the lamelight shone on her pushing her swiftly into oblivion.

by mochicho December 11, 2009

AIG

To be had; to be ripped off under the false pretense of financial hardship; to be flim flammed, taken for a fool.

She led me to believe she needed financial help, only to turn around and buy a brand new Prada bag. I was AIGed.

by Mochicho March 20, 2009

Farticide

Death as a result of being exposed to farts.

Disgusted with life, he stuffed his gut with pork and beans, locked himself into a telephone booth, and committed farticide in front of a horrified crowd.

by mochicho March 8, 2009

Gigafart

A tremendously potent fart that can both ruin a social gathering and become the focal conversational point for ages.

We'll never know whether it was planned or not. Fact is he released a gigafart and got everyone running!

by Mochicho March 8, 2009